Will Win vs. Can Win

Ron Johnson tried to hand fake electors to Mike Pence. The Democratic establishment's real fear that cycle? Mandela Barnes's parking tickets. The electability model doesn't need to be right. It just needs to never be tested.

July 4, 2026 - Week in Review

A roll up of posts from Sweaty Spice and the Shitpost Dude for the week of June 27 thru July 4th

This Fucking Guy: Jeff Bezos

The Amazon logo smiles A to Z — delightful, frictionless, friendly. Then Bezos got unlimited money and no brand consultants, and built a rocket the entire internet immediately recognized as a penis with Peyronie's disease. The logo lies. The rocket does not.

The Protection Racket

The consultant class are the Capos. Never Trump are the enforcers. The donor class is in the back of the restaurant. And your midnight ActBlue email? That's the vig. Welcome to the protection racket.

This Fucking Guy: Peter Thiel

Billionaire Victims Club, Vol. 2. - Europe has looked through Palantir and seen whose face is on the other end. Not the Antichrist. Just Peter Thiel, 58, looking older than his years, spending $40k a quarter on young people's blood, waiting for the lockup to expire.

The Architects of the Rubble

How the Never Trump Brain Trust Built What They're Now Selling You Protection From

This Fucking Guy: Elon Musk

Billionaire Victims Club, Vol. 1. As I drafted this, I was watching SPCX lose $400B in market value. Only about $1.5T more to go to be "right priced" Glorious!

June 27, 2026 - Week in Review

A wrap up of the posts of the week of June 20th, 2026

The Syllabus: A Viewing Guide to Everything We've Been Talking About

You can't go to the grindhouse anymore. But you can watch everything it showed. Here's where to start.

The Billionaire Victims Club, Season Two

A group chat, a tax, and the men who'd like you to know they're the real victims here

Odds 'n Ends

A quick update and status. Also, appreciation of my audience.

The Closed Loop

Series: The Closed Loop, Part 2 — Series Capstone - Bringing it all together