More Headline Takes

Seriously, the editors at the major news outlets who draft the headlines seem to be drunk. Today, on a cold, wet, and VERY windy day here in Silicon Valley.

Let’s get to it…

From the WaPo. I wrote about this yesterday, but here is the headline:

Uh, because they get rewarded by the stock market, driving up stock prices, and making their options much more juicy. Duh.

Uh, I dunno, how about just drinking less? I often grumble about Leana Wen’s takes, as she is way too friendly to the vaccine skeptics in an effort to understand their wrongheaded opinions.

Uh, this is no secret. The IRS could send 90% of taxpayers a 3x5 card with the details on earnings and taxes owed, that you could sign and return and be done with it. But Intuit (TurboTax maker) and H&R Block are very strong anti lobbies that prevent this. Blame corporate greed.

Well, getting the fucking roof-top solar ponzi scam cleaned up would be a good start. The current incentives have provided ample loopholes for private equity to work the angle for their benefit. Very bad.

Huh, who would have thought literal metric tons of member funds would be tapped to ensure Wayne LaPierre live like a 0.01%er.

On to the NY Times…

Never read Ross Douthat unless you like throwing your phone across the room. Alas it can be cathartic to read him getting flensed1 in the comments.

Great idea, fuck up an ancient world wonder by refinishing it. I am reminded of the image of Jesus on the cross that the amateur restorer fucked up.

I know it is a week away, but I am stunned by how much advertisements are showed during the playoff games for online gambling. Seems like a bad idea…

I can assure you that it doesn’t matter to me in any way shape or form.

Now I am moving to a techie news site:

No fucking shit. They are akin to the tobacco companies who knew how deleterious to health cigarettes were.

Just got the warning that I was hitting the limit for email size, so I will stop here.