The MOAD... Epstein is vomitus on the polity

Needing a quick distraction, the DoJ sloppily dropped almost 3.5M files and documents from the Epstein trove. It's not all of it, but it will drive a lot of news cycles.

The MOAD... Epstein is vomitus on the polity
Rich fuckers being skeevy

How you know that the shituation in Minneapolis is beginning to cause filled diapers in the Cabinet and in the tangerine tyrant is that they needed a distraction for this flood of bad publicity.

And nothing was working. The latest attempt was an altercation between Alex Pretti 11 days prior to his public, pointe-blanke execution where Mr. Pretti kicked in a taillight of an ICE goon's rental car. But what that told me is that Pretti could get angry, and that ICE didn't shoot the fuck out of him.

Still, the MAGAsphere, and the Anti-Anti ecosystem has glommed on to this to smear Mr. Pretti.

Alas, this has cut through, and the public is engaged at levels that has to be causing a lot of acid reflux in the Administration. Perennial short-man-syndrome sufferer Gregory "Hugo Boss Fashion Fan" Bovino got demoted, had his access to official social media accounts yoinked, and sent back to that garden spot, El Centro, California.

But this still hadn't calmed public opinion, and even that rock-ribbed conservative bloc, the 2A absolutists began reacting with horror that the government was indeed coming for their gunz, and it wasn't those communist Dems, but the Republicans.

I mean, whoda thunk it?

Anyhow, a distraction is needed, and what was the at hand tool to throw the public off the rampage?

The Epstein files!

Yesterday, the Trump administration dropped about 3.5M documents, and in there is some juicy bits and bobs. Like Bill Gates contracting an STD from a Russian "model" and asking for advice on how to sneak penicillin to his wife, Melinda. Oops.

Or how Howard Lutnick's 2005 "I'll never socialize with that skeevy sleaze" is debunked by a coordination series of emails for him and a family friend to visit the Epstein island (including many teenaged children - ick).

Or, a series of emails with Elon Musk wanting to visit the island not to relax, but to attend one of those "wild parties", even asking what night(s) would be the most off the hook.

I guess just dropping all this shit was a way to distract from the ICE abuses.

What a reversal from the latter half of 2025, where the entire administration was laser focused on hiding the Epstein files.

Then, after I hit "publish" this gem of a political cartoon hits my feed:

Chef's Kiss, no notes, 13/10

What this is confirming is that, yes, the elites are skeevy fuckers, using their wealth, power, and connections to do pretty fucking horrible shit, and they had the audacity to believe that their existing in rarified circles was like a super innoculation.

I look forward to floods of reporting, including the fact that there's apparently a photo of (former)Prince Andrew "on all fours over a young girl".

Gross.

But the ICE abuses are not going away, and public outcry will remain at a high screech. We can multitask, and we can watch both.

Tick-tock you fuckers!


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