What I'm Reading: Sweary History

My life could have been very different if I had a history teacher teaching like this in High School. C'est la vie.

What I'm Reading: Sweary History
Not gonna lie, I copped this from the post I linked to below, please don’t hate me James!

Look, I hated history in high school. It was boring. You memorized names, places and dates. And while I lived in the heart of the burgeoning Silicon Valley where we had arguably enviably high-quality schools and curricula, there were still gaps, especially in US history.

So, I mostly tuned it out. I memorized what I needed to pass, but no spark was there, thus that knowledge was shoved into the oubliette of time, lost forever.

In college, I had a weird first year, being selected to be part of a “Humanities” program that would in 3 semesters cover all your general education reqs giving you essentially an extra semester’s worth of freedom to explore the minor and major you chose.

But that program and I didn’t gibe. I dropped out after the first semester, and that really fucked up my progress on my general ed requirements.

That was how in my 4th year I was taking a bog-standard US History course. In a lecture hall filled with people who were mostly 4 years younger than me (freshmen). In a way, it wasn’t fair, I had a LOT more experience in university, and most of the starry eyed high school recent grads struggled. But I shone, even though I was not a liberal arts sorta dude. No, I was hard STEM (B.Sc. Physics, minor Mathematics) so it was a class I shouldn’t have done well in.

But I did. It was fascinating. I still retained some of my high school US history knowledge, enough to know that holy fucking shit, they LIED to us. Not merely obfuscating some of the unpleasantness, but really sweeping many circumstances under the rug, anything that didn’t adhere to a vision of “American Exceptionalism1”, somewhat surprising 40 years in the rear-view mirror, that the filthy whitewashing of the Civil war, and the narrative of the lost cause, promoted and propagated by the Daughters of the Confederacy that reached even the lily-white ‘burbs of Silicon valley (in high school, we had exactly one African American young lady, who I talked to at my 30th reunion, and she was a lovely person whom I just never knew in the early 80’s.)

The college level US history class awakened a desire to know more. Much more. I discovered some writers I liked (you should read the three books by former Librarian of Congress, Daniel Boorstin, they are very approachable, and they will ROCK your world) and since then I have been an at times avid consumer of history2.

That gets me to my post today.

A couple months ago, while browsing the Subsstack app. I stumbled across James Fell’s ‘stack, “Sweary History”.

Salty Language? - Check

Accurate telling of key historical events and facts? - Check

Enjoyable read? - oh fuck yeah.

He posts often, and damn if I don’t click on those posts immediately.

Today, his topic is “Bleeding Kansas” and its preview of the US Civil War that would happen a half decade later. I mean, it opens with this:

Half a dozen years before the U.S. Civil War, the Kansas Territory—it wasn’t a state yet—was a harbinger of things to come. That’s why they called it “Bleeding Kansas,” a regional civil war over the subject of, you guessed it, slavery.

There was some other shit people were disagreeing over too, but slavery was the big one. Just like the Civil War was largely about treating humans like things and not what those coal-rolling Confederate flag–waving fuckwipes claim was “a war of Northern Aggression” where the South was fighting for “states’ rights.” States’ rights to do what, exactly? TO DO WHAT?!

Factually correct. Entertaining. And he calls modern apologists “Confederate flag-waving fuckwipes” What’s not to love?

Check his ‘stack out, and maybe give him a follow. He is totally worth it!

Bleeding Kansas
Half a dozen years before the U.S. Civil War, the Kansas Territory—it wasn’t a state yet—was a harbinger of things to come. That’s why they called it “Bleeding Kansas,” a regional civil war over the subject of, you guessed it, slavery. There was some other shit people were disagreeing over too, but slavery was the big one. Just like the Civil War was lar…

  1. Every time I hear that phrase come out of the mouth of a politician, I know they are either lying (they know the truth), or they are dumber than a box of rocks.

  2. I should add that studying physics and mathematics in Uni made me aware of how math and physics often were historically linked, prompting me to buy and read many books on the history of both. Fascinating topics if you’re a geek


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